1. K-Fed

Wow!  I mean really… WOW!!  I hate to give this clown any pub but it's just too hard to ignore these pictures.  I mean really... what's going on here?  He's like a hundred or so pounds heavier than the last time I saw him.  And don't ya just love the try-too-hard Celtic tatts?  As if he's some sort of medieval, warrior barbarian.  Please!  This guy couldn't last an hour stacking hay bales in Kansas.  But he's bad... he's bad.  Oh, and he's fat... he’s fat!  He’s… K-FAT!!  (Photo Credit:imeanwhat.com)

2. Kim Kardashian

So… Kim hires one of the foremost authorities on fitness (Gunnar Peterson), gets a little media pub (cover of Muscle and Fitness for Hers) and now she’s handing out fitness advice!?   Look - she’s got a show stoppin’ face but she’s also got a bus-blocking backside.  Kim is… what she is.  What she’s not is: (1) a fitness expert or (2) this year’s example of health and fitness. 
(Photo Credit:  www.muscleandfitnesshers.com)

3. Rachel Ray

Cute as a button and at times she’s looked border-line hot.  Hell, she was even in Maxim Magazine a few years ago.  But these days Rachel looks like she’s spending more time eatin’ than cookin’.  Stick a fork in her… she’s done. 
(Photo Credit:  JemalCountless/Getty Images) 

4. Michael Moore

Seems like there’s more of Moore every time I see him.  Of all people, Michael should know the number one contributor to escalating health care cost is obesity.  Seems Michael’s carrying his weight… so to speak.
(Photo Credit:  www.news.bbc.co.uk) 

5. Guy Fieri

I guess he’s a cook but he looks an awful lot like Mr. Tryin’ Too Hard.  You know that guy?  Big chain, spiked colored hair, trimmed beard, earrings and ya just know under one of those sleeves… gotta be a standard issue tribal or barbed wire tattoo.  But if he’s not that, he’s definitely got the market cornered as an overweight and out of shape cook traveling the county eatin’ crap.
(Photo Credit:  www.dixiedining.wordpress.com)    

6. Hayley Hasselhoff

Bummer.  Dad is none other than Mr. Fallin’ Down Drunk Slow-Motion Beach Runner.  But that aside, Hayley is too young to be lookin’ that thick.  Habits start early (good and bad).  Hayley’s an example of how our society and cultural habits are destroying our children’s health and fitness.  P.E. anyone?!
(Photo Credit:  www.timessquaregossip.com)

7 and 8. Tony Sparano and Rex Ryan

Monday Night Football!  Dolphins versus the Jets, October 12, 2009.  Doesn’t get much better than that!  But, Coach Sparano and Coach Ryan look like they should be pitching beer and hotdog commercials, not leading elite athletes.  Looks like the next play called could be “9-1-1”.
(Photo Credit:  www.sfgate.com and www.nj.com)

9. America Ferrera

Here’s a pretty little starlet with a ton of upside.  I’m throwing America on this year’s list as “one to watch”.  Prove me wrong America.
(Photo Credit:  www.etonline.com)

10. Roy Nelson

Damn- I love MMA and I’m huge fan of the UFC and its TV show, The Ultimate Fighter.  But this year’s show (featuring heavy weights) could use a nutritionist/dietitian.  Specifically Roy Nelson, aka… Big Country.  Now would I want to meet Roy in a dark alley?  Hell no.  The guy would kick my ass.  But trust me, Roy wouldn’t want to meet me on a treadmill either.
(Photo Credit:  www.hot-on-net.blogspot.com)