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1. Rascal FATS!
Truth is, this is a band I could do without. However, last time I checked my voice mail. Rolling Stone Magazine wasn't calling for my opinion on their questionable career choices. On the other hand. I'm an expert on double-chins and beer-bellies which makes it perfectly okay for me to say these guys have mid-sections and chins corresponding nicely with their bank accounts. Both appear to be swelling! (Photo credit: RascalFlatts.com)
2. Mark Mangino (University of Kansas Football Coach)
Every year I send out emails requesting candidates for my top ten lists. And every year the name Mark Mangino surfaces...To say Coach Mangino has a weight problem is akin to saying China has a little population problem. Ya think?! (Photo credit: Geneveith.com)
3. Phyllis Smith - The Office
Check her bio out. She's a former St. Louis Cardinal! And no. I'm not talking offensive tackle, I'm talking cheerleader!! Where did that gal go? (Photo credit: NBC)
A repeat offender (see the list for 2003), Tuley notes that stars like Spears "never learn the true value of health and fitness. They never develop an appreciation for the journey. Will Britney get in shape again? Definitely. Will she eventually fall from the wagon as she's done previously? Bet on it. (Photo credit: consstance.com)
5. James Spader - Boston Legal
I think I made a terrible career choice. I should have been a lawyer. Because if the set of Boston Legal is in any way accurate (how could it not be) then out of shape, unattractive male lawyers get a lot of hot chicks! Where do I sign?!
6. Sara Ramirez - Grey's Anatomy
Sara is an attractive, full figured gal. BUT, she could be healthier (not to mention drop-dead gorgeous) a pinch lighter and fitter.
7. Tonye Patano - Weeds
Look folks... it really isn't that complex. Mathematically, the equation of "fat ass" looks something like this: eat more than you should + sit on your ass more than you should = Purple Ribbon State Fair FAT!
8. Jo Frost - Super Nanny
Built like a dresser. short, wide and stuffed! Time to clean out those dresser drawers, Jo. (Photo credit: answers.com)
9. Greg Grunberg - Heroes
Greg's a great example of a late thirties male who's losing the battle and thus, the war. When I look at pictures of him over the last three years I see no signs of someone who's practicing a healthy lifestyle by eating sensibly and exercising. (Photo credit: yahoo.com)
10. Nikki Blonsky - Hairspray
She's young and time is on her side. Get it reeled in now Nikki. It only gets harder. (Photo credit: nymag.com)